Summary
(Written by AI agent - https://share.gemini.google/50X5v7liC3pM
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Want to survive in a perfectly unequal, hyper-profit driven
society? Here are the golden rules to ensure you are never labeled a
"Dimagi Naxal" (intellectual rebel):
- 🚫
Treat poverty like a contagious disease. If you see a childhood friend
doing manual labor, pretend they are invisible. Stick strictly to your
upwardly mobile bubble.
- 📚
Avoid books about history, liberty, or inequality—they are basically
instruction manuals for getting labelled. Read cereal boxes instead.
- 📺
Never fact-check. Let mainstream media and WhatsApp University scream the
"truth" directly into your soul. Unquestioning agreement is the
highest form of patriotism.
- 🤐
Witnessing injustice? Keep your head down and scroll through reels.
Justice is a luxury your social standing cannot afford.
- 💼
Celebrate the lack of education for the masses—it ensures your food is
delivered for pennies. When educated youth demand jobs, blame them as
"pests" while ignoring the elite termites hollowing out the
system.
- 🔥
View unseasonal floods as free street-cleaning while you crank up the AC.
Similarly, view global wars and invasions not as tragedies, but as
"resource liberation" to keep stock markets green.
- 💯 Treat massive exam paper leaks as a fun chance to study for a few more years. When your colleagues are laid off, use the fear to happily work 14-hour shifts for zero extra pay.
Disclaimer: This is a satire on an imaginary society which is deeply accustomed to inequality, exhibits absolute intolerance toward democratic values, and actively works to maintain the gaping discrepancy between the rich and the poor. If all the societies of the world bear any resemblance to this, it would be merely a coincidence
Note: This satire is written by AI agent based on data and facts inputs.
· Curate Your Social Portfolio
Try not to talk to the poor people around your, or go to any
areas where poor people live, and if you live among poor then think it is their
or your destiny to be poor. In our glorious society, poverty is treated as a
highly contagious disease. If you feel a pang of empathy, immediately walk away
from that thought and focus on reels or entertainment materials exploding all around
you.
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Erase Your Roots
If you spot a childhood friend from your village hauling cement bags at a local metro construction site, do the kind thing: pretend they are a ghost. Eye contact with the working people around you is strictly prohibited for modal upwardly mobile citizens and it is essential condition to avoid being labelled as “Dimagi N a x a l”
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Intellectual Hygiene for not becoming “Dimagi
N a x a l”
Books are dangerous—especially the ones with dusty covers
and words like "History," "Liberty," “Enequality” or
"Revolution." These are essentially instruction manuals on how to get
hit with a police baton.
- The
Rule: If the author ever spoke against a king, burn the book to keep
your luxury apartment warm.
- The
Alternative: Stick to reading the back of cereal boxes or "101
Ways to Praise Your Landlord" Or “Rich Dad Poor Dad.”
·
The "Godi" Standard of Truth
Why strain your brain with "nuance" or
"investigative facts" when the Godi Media or WhatsApp
university IT Cell anchors can scream the truth directly into your soul?
- Relying
on independent knowledge will instantly get you labelled as a “Dimagi N a x
a l” "Mastermind" or an "Anti-National."
- If
the news anchor declares that your country is a super power uncourtly
agree with him. Unquestioning agreement is the highest form of patriotism.
·
The Golden Virtue of Silence
Injustice is like a street performance: it’s best enjoyed
from a distance without getting involved. If you see someone being wronged,
beaten, or silenced by the state, remember that "Justice" is a
high-calorie concept that your social diet cannot afford. Keep your head down
and play games on your phone or watch reels for any knowledge and entertainment
with the 2 GB free data every day.
·
Protect the Cheap Labor Pipeline
Think of the fragile ecosystem of the billionaires! If a
poor child learns the alphabet today, who will deliver your home delivery items
for pennies tomorrow? By keeping the masses uneducated, you ensure the metro
cities never run out of cheap, disposable labor. Ignorance is the engine of our
economy.
·
Embrace the Heat and Ignore the Floods
If the city floods or the temperatures reach boiling point,
remember that "Global Warming" is just a conspiracy theory invented
by people who can't afford centralized air conditioning. When unseasonal rains
wash away the slums, view it as a complimentary street-cleaning service for the
metropolis. If you start worrying about climate change or the environment, you
might be asked to reduce your carbon footprint, which means giving up your
three SUVs. Just turn up the AC, roll up your tinted windows, and let the
rising sea levels handle the rest.
"He who keeps his mouth shut never accidentally
confesses to a crime he didn't know existed."
·
The Exam Lottery: Merit is for Losers
In the event of a massive examination paper leak, parents
must exercise supreme emotional control. Do not demand justice, or worse,
"re-examination." That is the behavior of the envious lower classes
who rely on archaic concepts like "hard work."
Instead, convince yourselves and your friends that it has
given you opportunity to do more preparation, in fact keep preparing years and years
to avoid any unemployment. If you paid for the leaked paper, act as if your
child’s high score is genuine genetic superiority. If you didn't pay for it,
stay silent anyway; protesting suggests you have empathy for other people’s
children—including those of the workers—which is a psychological defect that
marks you as a security risk.
"True peace is achieved when you can watch the house
next door burn and only worry about the soot on your curtains."
·
The "Cockroach" Classification of
the Unemployed
In our glorious capitalist utopia, the system’s absolute
inability to generate jobs is never the fault of the system—it is the fault of
the youth for wanting them. If your educated child studies for years only to
find no employment, and dares to step out to demand work, they will no longer
be considered citizens. The powers-that-be will officially classify them as
"cockroaches"—an irritating, multiplying pest that deserves to be
crushed.
Do not point out the irony that the people sitting in
control are actually the "termites" (deemak) of our society.
These elites have systematically looted the nation's wealth and eaten away the
entire social foundation from the inside, leaving it hollowed out while
ordinary people struggle for crumbs of work. To hide their own grand robbery
and utter incompetence, they point their fingers at the struggling youth and
call them insects. To survive, you must teach your children to accept their
pest status gracefully. Never demand a job; just scurry back into the dark and
let the termites enjoy the woodwork.
"A well-behaved citizen accepts that they are a
cockroach in a house entirely owned by termites."
·
The Art of Appreciating "Resource
Liberation" (Formerly Known as War)
When a powerful, heavily armed superpower decides to flatten
a weaker, resource-rich country, you must never call it an
"invasion." It is a "Strategic Resource Reallocation." In
our enlightened era, every model citizen must internalize two fundamental
truths: imperialism is freedom, and profit from wars and the killing
of children is simply a new economic law.
If precision bombs happen to vaporize innocent families, do
not view this as a tragic massacre. View it as "clearing the real
estate" so our noble corporations can safely extract oil, lithium, and
other vital minerals. Powerful countries do not murder; they merely
"democratize" the weak by burying them under rubble. Wars are simply
aggressive corporate acquisitions with a higher body count, designed to ensure
our defence contractors can afford their fourth mega-yachts.
If you stumble upon images of bleeding civilians,
immediately remind yourself that their sacrifice is absolutely essential for
keeping our gas prices low and our stock market green. Never, under any
circumstances, criticize this glorious machinery. Protesting the slaughter of
the weak means you hate our economy. Instead, salute the nearest tank, buy defence
stocks, and praise our visionary leaders for so efficiently turning blood into
dividends.
"A true patriot does not ask whose blood is spilling in
the desert; they only ask if it will lower the cost of premium crude."
·
The Motivational Power of Mass Layoffs
In our dynamic, billionaire-friendly economy, job security
is an illusion meant only for the weak. When your company announces
"structural realignments" (mass layoffs) and your desk-mate gets
escorted out by security, do not offer them a shoulder to cry on. Instead, view
their termination as a highly effective, state-of-the-art motivational tool. If
your friend gets fired, it should immediately inspire you to gladly increase
your shift to a minimum of 14 hours a day, sacrificing weekends, sleep, and
basic biological needs. Think of it as a privilege! By working yourself to the
bone for zero extra pay, you might just successfully delay your own inevitable
replacement by an algorithm or a cheaper intern for another three to four
weeks. Remember, a completely burnt-out employee is a loyal employee.
"Your colleague's sudden unemployment is simply the
corporate universe's way of reminding you to cancel your vacation."
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